Walking in Bombay or What Was I Thinking?
After spending the day working in a coffee shop, I decide to walk south until Hill Road in Bandra West, where I am invited to a Jazz concert. During my first 10 days in Bombay, I had barely walked and used the excuse that I did not know the city at all to take taxis and rickshaws all around. But the night before, I had spoken to a friend about the extreme level of privatization in Bombay. And that the prospect of public space formation looked pretty grim.
“Everyone rather pays someone to drive them to a place,” he said. “I am convinced if wealthy people in Bombay had to deal with the daily traffic jams, they would make an effort to change it, but they just hire someone to drive them.”
It made perfect sense to me and I did not want to be part of it. So I decided to walk.
In the café, I asked the waiters to point me southwards and walked down that way on Linking Road, a major road in Northern Bombay filled with people and shops. Merrily, I took my stroll, looking around, stopping at a shop or two. I had no idea where I was going but pretended like I did (looking confident always seems like a better strategy to me in an unfamiliar place).
I walked through a Muslim part of town, past a beautiful mosque (that I later found out is actually a high school). Kurtas got longer and darker and I felt a bit out of place in my red shawl. Shops filled with ornamented wooden frames and straw chairs populated both sides of the street. I remember thinking that I would have to return. It was gorgeous.
From time to time, I’d ask people on the way whether I was still going south toward Hill Road. A young pedestrian woman and police officer assured me I was on my way. But at some point, having reached a high way situation, I was really not so sure anymore. It must have been obvious, because a young man approached me.
“Where are you?” he asked.
Obviously, he did not speak English. But he kept on asking where I was, so I told him that I was going to Bandra West. He shook his head. I was going the wrong way. I had to go into the opposite direction, he gestured with his hand. I asked him where to get an auto rickshaw and he crossed the high way road with me. “Auto,” he said, pointing in the direction he was going. I followed. This was not Johannesburg, after all, I thought.
We walked for a little while along the road with no pedestrians, only cars, but when we approached a dodgy-looking bridge and he gestured for me to follow him under, I thought that maybe this place was more Joburg than I thought. I shook my head and told him I would not go. I had to find a taxi.
He told me to wait where I was, while he would get one. I crossed over to the other side of the road. Just in case he had some mates waiting under the bridge, I’d have a time advantage because of the cars on the road.
He came back from under the bridge. “Come here taxi,” he said. I was not sure what to do. I walked with him a bit, still thinking. He was shorter than me and looked quite young. He did not smile, but not too many very helpful people I have met in my life necessarily smiled.
Then he said this: “Will you give me a kiss?”
“What?” I thought I had misunderstood him.
“Just one,” he asked.
So he did speak English! I said no way, man, and quickly turned.
“Give me 100 rupees,” he then said. I had my laptop on me and I thought this was going to be my next mugging. When I looked around, I realized it was starting to get dark and I was in an industrial area in the middle of Bombay. Worse things than muggings happen in such places. I quickly started walking back where I came from, along the road. The young man followed me slowly, throwing curses at the back of my head.
I continued walking, until I saw a little Indian granny holding the hand of a maybe 8-year old girl. Grateful and relieved, I approached them and started up a conversation. And – thank God — the man left. I looked down at the woman and the girl. The elderly woman was tiny (at least two heads shorter than me) and wrinkly, her granddaughter bouncy and cute – I decided could trust them.
They walked me to a taxi place where they tried negotiating a price to my, as it turns out, quite close-by destination Hill Road. The driver was stubborn and I was desperate, so I agreed to the highly overpriced 100 rupees. When the elderly woman came to say good-bye at the window at the back of the taxi, she placed her hand on mine.
“OK?” she asked and I smiled at her thankfully. She nodded but did not smile, as many very helpful people who I meet in my life tend to do.